dicks4tmywind0w:

no, thank YOU.
thank  YOU for being there when no one else was.
thank  YOU for making me laugh when I felt like crying.
thank  YOU for stopping me do things that I would come to regret
thank  YOU for saving my life.
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

gaypee:

when u hungry but ur food 2 hot image

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dsrespected:

breezzylovee:


long distance

Awwwwww

Omg

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

what if boys wore fancy lace underwear

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April 16th, 2014 // 206,880 notes
devilsdaughtertattoo:

Tattoo by Alex Bawn
@alexbawntattoo
hemmign:

Jack being a cutie (✿◠‿◠) x
lachrymosa:

I bet they’re listening to Pompeii by Bastille, remembering the good old days