fuckyeahtonyperry:

bcus he’s 12 not 28
keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

Just gunna leave this here

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

(via glowinthedarkchalk)

July 29th, 2014 // 91,602 notes

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

(via leasline)

July 28th, 2014 // 39,877 notes
Never beg someone to stay. my five word story - curse-of-curvess (via perfect)

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July 28th, 2014 // 290,516 notes

allforhisgreaterglory:

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

grandpa got game

(via smells-like-teen-stfu)

July 28th, 2014 // 742,600 notes
ridge:

how do you even recover from that
  • donkey: im in me friend's swamp... broom broom
  • shrek: get out me swamp!
  • donkey: aww :/
July 28th, 2014 // 12,883 notes

Celebrating 100 years of Teen Wolf at Comic Con with the best people. (x)

flewor:

flirt with me by reblogging my selfie

(Source: flewor, via burrit0sinthebr0nx)

July 25th, 2014 // 70,240 notes
When contemplating a $15.00 purchase
  • 10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
  • 15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
  • 20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
July 25th, 2014 // 205,389 notes
ofallcuteandsexy:


achronicmasturbator:

teamcocket:

what the fuck is this

dont kermit suicide

i need a moment
spoons-are-sharper-than-knives:

tinypenguininja:

memeguy-com:

Awesome Powerpuff Girls Buttercup Cosplay Nailed it

Uhm, it’s a Buttercup Cosplay cosplay

omg