cynicallys:

"i just need a person" or "i just used a person"i feel like the original way you read it says a lot about you

oraldiarrhea:

hatos:

What if birds had four legs? Need answer

image

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April 24th, 2014 // 67,035 notes

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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April 24th, 2014 // 575,255 notes
toxxiczombie:

hands down one of the funniest shit i’ve seen someone do 
April 24th, 2014 // 219,462 notes
roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

harrysfringe:

i have no idea how to get off the internet

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April 24th, 2014 // 158,490 notes

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

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April 24th, 2014 // 249,019 notes

lizthefangirl:

feloniousfiend:

The original unused version of the Danny Phantom theme song before it got changed to the rap version that was used in the show. 

oh

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April 24th, 2014 // 857 notes
sogatherroundpiggies:

so it turns out my teacher went to middle school with Pete Wentz and just look at this lil muffin

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

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April 24th, 2014 // 139,356 notes
daisies-ln-her-hair:

Bulls in the Bronx